[Critique Group 1] cleora submission for 1/26/23

[sitting.duck at springmail.com]

Abbie let me know this went to the WPL instead of the group
I saw it was messed up so I'm resending it to the group only i hope with an attachment
340 words
WANTED: Nobody's
by C. S. Boyd
nobody answers the phone
nobody believes in global warming
nobody believes in God
nobody believes/trusts politicians
nobody buys crypto
nobody cares about family
nobody cares about others
nobody cares about the truth
nobody cares about violence in games movies & on TV
nobody checks out the candidates & issues so they can vote responsibly
nobody cooks
nobody conserves energy
nobody does the right thing
nobody finishes what they start
nobody follows instructions
nobody gives a flip
nobody helps others
nobody is considerate
nobody is getting vaccinated
nobody is honest/trust worthy
nobody is kind
nobody is patient
nobody keeps their word/promises
nobody knows what they are doing
nobody lets anyone know if they changed their mind about coming to an event
nobody listens
nobody pays attention
nobody respects other people's property/things
nobody respects others
nobody stays with a job long enough to know what they are doing
nobody takes responsibility
nobody takes the time/trouble to visit with others
nobody understands that technology is just a tool
nobody uses resources/things responsibly
nobody votes
nobody wants to do what needs to be done
nobody wants to work
nobody watches news on TV
nobody watches/pays attention to what they are doing
nobody writes letters
If you've ever needed help, you may have heard...
I have to get my hair done, can't someone else do it?
I have a cake in the oven, can't someone else do it?
I have other plans for the evening, can't someone else do it?
It's been my experience that it's easier to get someone to do something for free, than it is to hire someone that will do the job. In a world where everyone wants to think they are somebody, maybe if we had more nobodies and their companions someone else we would have enough people working together to solve the problems we have in the world. Let us not forget the best and most important nobody of all that came to earth to give us hope.

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340 words
WANTED: Nobody's 
by C. S. Boyd

nobody answers the phone 
nobody believes in global warming
nobody believes in God
nobody believes/trusts politicians
nobody buys crypto 
nobody cares about family
nobody cares about others
nobody cares about the truth
nobody cares about violence in games movies & on TV
nobody checks out the candidates & issues so they can vote responsibly
nobody cooks 
nobody conserves energy
nobody does the right thing
nobody finishes what they start
nobody follows instructions
nobody gives a flip
nobody helps others
nobody is considerate
nobody is getting vaccinated
nobody is honest/trust worthy
nobody is kind
nobody is patient
nobody keeps their word/promises
nobody knows what they are doing
nobody lets anyone know if they changed their mind about coming  to an event
nobody listens
nobody pays attention
nobody respects other people's property/things
nobody respects others
nobody stays with a job long enough to know what they are doing
nobody takes responsibility
nobody takes the time/trouble to visit with others
nobody understands that technology is just a tool 
nobody uses resources/things responsibly
nobody votes
nobody wants to do what needs to be done
nobody wants to work
nobody watches news on TV
nobody watches/pays attention to what they are doing
 nobody writes letters

If you've ever needed help, you may have heard...
I have to get my hair done, can't someone else do it?
I have a cake in the oven, can't someone else do it?
I have other plans for the evening, can't someone else do it?

It's been my experience that it's easier to get someone to do something for free, than it is to hire someone that will do the job. In a world where everyone wants to think they are somebody, maybe if we had more nobodies and their companions someone else we would have enough people working together to solve the problems we have in the world. Let us not forget the best and most important nobody of all that came to earth to give us hope.