[:np] all write everyone, its time for a staff meeting. [:np] Lets start with the roll call. [:np] desktop, [:np] here. [:np] Digital voice recorder, [:np :dv ri 0 sm 70] here. [:np] tape player/recorder, [:np :dv hs 85] here. [:np] ipod, [:nb] here. [:np] sell phone, [:nu] here. [:np] cd player, [:nw]  here. [:np] midi keyboard, [:nr] here. [:np] television set, [:nh] here. [:np] radio, [:nb :dv hs 90] here. [:np] Watch, [:nb :dv ri 0 sm 70] here. [:np] money counter, [:nf], here. [:np] note taker, [:nk] here. [:np] ok. First item. We all know that Jake's birthday is today. Next item. The virus king will attack us in 2 days so we need to find some anti virus software that we can install. Last item. I will have a debugging appointment in 4 days. meeting adjourned. [:np :dv pr 0] 1 hour later. [:np] jake's coming. Freeze! [:np :dv pr 0] 5 minutes later. [:np] Ok now he's gone. wait, who are you? [:nd] I'm the laptop. Who are you? [:np] I'm the desktop. Nice to meat you. [:nd] nice to meat you, too. [:np] I have 3 things to tell you. 1. Jake's birthday is today. 2. The virus king will attack in 2 days so you need to find some anti virus software that you can install. 3. I will have a debugging appointment in 4 days. [:nd] Who are those other machines? [:np] Guise, can you please introduce your selves? [:np :dv ri 0 sm 70] digital voice recorder, [:np :dv hs 85] tape player/recorder, [:nb] ipod [:nu] sell phone [:nw] Cd player [:nr] midi keyboard [:nh] television set, [:nb :dv hs 90] radio [:nb :dv ri 0 sm 70] watch, [:nf] money counter [:nk] and note taker. [:np :dv pr 0] 2 days later. [:np :dv ap 0 pr 350] I'm the virus king! bang! [:np] ouch! [:np :dv ap 150 pr 100] Oops, i forgot to install the anti virus software. [:np :dv ap 200 pr 100] I'm shrinking! [:np :dv ap 250 pr 100] Help me! [:np :dv ap 300 pr 100] Help me! [:np :dv ap 350 pr 100] oh no! [:np :dv ap 80 pr 100] Wait, what's this? [:np :dv ap 60 pr 100] I'm growing larger! [:np :dv ap 40 pr 100] Wow! [:np :dv ap 20 pr 100] This is amazing! [:np :dv ap 0 pr 100] I'm 350 feat tall! [:np] ok i'm back to my normal size. [:np :dv la 100 gf 0] hay! What did you do to me? Now I sound like a sick frog. [:np :dv ap 0 pr 350] You will sound like that for the rest of your life! Hahahahahahahahahaha. [:np :dv pr 0] 2 days later. [:np :dv la 100] Goodby everyone. i'm leaving for my debugging appointment. Hopefully i won't sound like a frog when i come back. [:np :dv pr 0] 30 minutes later. [:nb] Ware's the desktop? [:nd] remember, he's at his debugging appointment. [:nb] I forgot about that. [:np :dv pr 0] 10 minutes later. [:np :dv hs 85 gf 0 la 0 bf 100 as 100 q 100 hr 100 sr 100 pr 100 ap 100 br 55 gv 55 sm 100 ri 100 gh 0 lx 100] Hay, whats happening to me? [:np :dv hs 85 gf 0 la 25 bf 100 as 100 q 100 hr 100 sr 100 pr 75 ap 75 br 55 gv 55 sm 100 ri 100 gh 0 lx 100] oh no! [:np :dv hs 85 gf 0 la 50 bf 100 as 100 q 100 hr 100 sr 100 pr 50 ap 50 br 55 gv 55 sm 100 ri 100 gh 0 lx 100] i have a cold! [:np :dv hs 85 gf 0 la 75 bf 100 as 100 q 100 hr 100 sr 100 pr 25 ap 25 br 55 gv 55 sm 100 ri 100 gh 0 lx 100] its getting worse! [:np :dv hs 85 gf 0 la 100 bf 100 as 100 q 100 hr 100 sr 100 pr 0 ap 0 br 55 gv 55 sm 100 ri 100 gh 0 lx 100] help me! [:np :dv hs 85] ok now i'm better. [:np :dv pr 0] 12 hours later. [:np :dv br 55 gv 55] I'm home. [:nb] At least you don't sound like a frog anymore but why do you have some breathiness now? [:np :dv br 55 gv 55] That's just from the debugging software. I will sound normal in 3 days. [:np :dv pr 0] 3 days later. [:np] Yay! I sound normal again! [:np :dv pr 0] 10 minutes later. [ :np :ra 200 :dv la 100] Oh know! [:ra 250] I have a bug! [:ra 300] Its turning into a virus! [:ra 350] That's it! [:ra 400] I'm calling the doctor. [:dial 1234567890] [:np :ra 130] hello this is doctor buggy. I'm not able to come to the phone write now. please leave a message. [:tone 1000,500] [:np :ra 180 :dv la 100 hr 100 sr 100] Hello. This is the desktop calling to tell you that i have lots of bugs and possibly a virus. come as soon as you can. thank you. [:np :ra 180 :dv pr 0] 20 minutes later. [:np :ra 130] Hello. I'm doctor buggy. I'm going to give you a shot to make you feel better. This is going to hurt. [:np :ra 180 :dv la 100 br 70] ok. ouch! [:np :ra 130] I'm dun. [:np :ra 180] ok. thanks. [:np :ra 130] your welcome. [:np :ra 180 :dv ri 90 sm 0] credits. Desktop, Paul. Laptop, Dennis. Digital voice recorder, mellow Paul. Tape player/recorder, small headed Paul. Ipod, Betty. Sell phone, Ursula. Cd player, Wendy. Midi keyboard, Rita. Television set, Harry. Radio, Small headed Betty. Watch, mellow betty. Money counter, Frank. Note taker, Kit. Doctor buggy, slow paul. Virus king, low Paul. Time announcer, monotone Paul. Credits voice, forceful paul.