[DECtalk] Crappy SAPI DECTalk Skit

[Alex H.]

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[:phone on]
The following is a short crappy song.
[:ra 180]
[sh<90,20>ax<400>t<90>d<50,13>aw<400>n<100>]
[sh<90,8>ax<400>t<90>d<50,1>aw<400>n<100>]
[sh<90,24>ax<400>t<90>d<50,20>aw<400>n<100>]
[sh<90,15>ax<400>t<90>d<50,25>aw<400>n<100>]
[sh<90,18>ax<400>t<90>d<50,17>aw<400>n<100>]
[lx<60,15>aa<230>lx<50,17>aa<230>lx<50,18>aa<230>lx<50,20>aa<230>lx<50,25>aa<1000>]
[:dv gf 88 gh 100 br 70 la 30]
Wow, I'm tired after singing all that, i should really retire, or go
back to the drawing board. [:dv pr 200]I feel like I'm going to throw
up!
[:ra 180][hx<200>f<400>hx<200>f<400>'aa<900>hx<1200>ix<400>w<900>pkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpax<300>pfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfp!]
This is the end of my existence. Oh, and I have a whistle stuck in my
teeth whenever I say [eh<200>s<4000>!]
[:ra 240]
[:nk]And don't forget me, the clipping little kid! Woo hoo! I don't
even sound like a chiald, and I doubt you can even understand me since
i'm so muffled and clipping! Yeah yeah yeah, let's sell this!
Factory defaults clip now! Gotta love it, folks! It's all we got and
our best shot!
[:np] I had to switch back seeing as I hate the clipping so much.
Bye now, enjoy clip talk!

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Alex
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